Every so often, in my role as the university's "Manager of Website Operations" I get an email that stops me dead in my tracks, and the only thing I can do is screen-shot it and post it for the world to see and ridicule. Today, I got one such email.
One of the most annoying things about email is people who don't know how to use it. In today's case, we see the famous "I am too lazy to think of a subject AND a body, so I will just put my entire message in subject line".
Exhibit A (The name has been blurred to protect the stupid):